Airport security is a joke.

In the wake of 9/11, airports around the world stepped up security measures by confiscating anything that might be used by a potential terrorist. Also known as a weapon for those of you who cant quite grasp that concept.

Some of these new "weapons" include:

• Toe nail clippers.
  
• Razors (the type you shave your face with)
  
• Fountain Pens
  
• Kiddie Safe Scissors (the type that is impossible for you to cut yourself with, hence the name: Kiddie Safe)
  
• And one Toblerone chocolate bar.
  

A goddamn chocolate bar, apparently it could have been used to "club" a pilot or security guard into submission.

I can see it now:

"FREEZE Airport Security infidels! You shall bow down before the awesome power of my novelty chocolate bar!" - Toblerone Terrorist

Now, I'm not saying that these new measures are without reason, becuase then I would just be lying. But the message I am trying to say is that instead of wasting the valuable time of people like me by taking away my goddamn chocolate bar, the airport secruity could instead be training to become real policemen. Where instead of frisking down someon who has a grey beard and a complexion other than caucasion, they could be out solving rapes and murders.

But then that would be too damn logical for the government. The powers that be have to keep us, the common peasent, guessing. It keeps us on our toes ya'know, so we dont have these ideas of revolution or change.

I'm sick and tired of high school dropouts having the power to take away my candy. Its my candy goddamnit! MINE!

-James